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<description><![CDATA[xxx: ó íàñ ¸ëêà íå ïðîñòàÿ, ïîíòîâàÿ<br>xxx: ñ îïòîâîëîêíîì è ñâåòèòñÿ<br>yyy: wifi áåñïëàòíî íå ðàçäàåò?]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Darkforce: À òû ê ýêçàìåíó ñ ìóçûêîé ãîòîâèøüñÿ?<br>Ergo: Äà. È ñ âêëþ÷åííîé àñåé. Íå áåðè ñ ìåíÿ ïðèìåð.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[SeeR: Åñëè ñ÷èòàòü êîýôôèöèåíò ëåíè ðàâíûì îòíîøåíèþ òîãî, ÷òî íóæíî áûëî ñäåëàòü, ê òîìó, ÷òî ñäåëàíî, òî ïî âîñêðåñåíüÿì ÿ òðàäèöèîííî äåëþ íà íîëü.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Ñòèíà: Ãëóïî áûëî ïðèíèìàòü âàííó ñ áîìáî÷êîé ñ áëåñòêàìè. Ìû â áëåñòêàõ, ïîëîòåíöà â áëåñòêàõ, ïîñòåëüíîå áåëüå â áëåñòêàõ, äàæå êîøêà óæå â áëåñòêàõ.<br>Íî åùå ãëóïåå áûëî íàóòðî èäòè ê ãèíåêîëîãó! >.<]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[BaDMaN: íåíàâèæó óòðî ñóááîòû. Ïðàâäà, îíî íå âñåãäà óòðîì è íå âñåãäà â ñóááîòó.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[ÕÕÕ: Ñêàéðèìñêèå íîðäû òàêèå áðóòàëüíûå, ÷òî ñóðîâûå ÷åëÿáèíñêèå ìóæèêè ïî ñðàâíåíèþ ñ íèìè äåâî÷êè èç ïåñî÷íèöû. Íî ïðè ýòîì â êàæäîé ïåùåðå ñàìîãî æåñòîêîãî ðàçáîéíèêà, â êàæäîì äîìå ñàìîãî ÿðîñòíîãî íîðäà íà ñòîëå èëè ïîëêå ñòîèò ñëàäêèé ðóëåò.<br>ÓÓÓ: Ðóëåòèêè ôèãíÿ. Âñå òàìðèýëüñêèå ðàçáîéíèêè è ìàðîä¸ðû ïîääåðæèâàþò ñðåäè ñåáÿ âûñîêóþ ãðàìîòíîñòü è äàæå â ñàìîì ðàñïðîïàùåì, çàðîñøåì ìõîì è ïàóòèíîé ëîãîâå âñåãäà åñòü äâå-òðè êíèæå÷êè. Âîò òàê ïðèõîäèò áðóòàëüíûé ñêàéðèìñêèé äîðîæíûé ðàçáîéíèê ïîñëå òÿæ¸ëîãî òðóäîâîãî áóäíÿ, ñàäèòñÿ íà õëèïêèé òàáóðåòèê, áåð¸ò ñëàäêèé ðóëåòèê è ÷èòàåò "êðàòêóþ èñòîðèþ èìïåðèè". áðóòàëüíåíüêî.]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[xxx: ìîé äðóã êàæäóþ ñóááîòó õîäèò â êèíîòåàòð!<br>yyy: òîððåíòû çàìàëèâàåò?]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[xxx: Ìàëåíüêèé Ïåòÿ î÷åíü ëþáèò ïîäàðêè. Åãî ìàìà ïîäàðèëà åìó íà äåíü ðîæäåíèÿ äâå ñòðîêè ðàâíîé äëèíû, ñîñòîÿùèå èç áîëüøèõ è ìàëåíüêèõ áóêâ ëàòèíñêîãî àëôàâèòà. Òåïåðü Ïåòÿ õî÷åò ñðàâíèòü ýòè ñòðîêè ëåêñèêîãðàôè÷åñêè. Ïîìîãèòå Ïåòå âûïîëíèòü ñðàâíåíèå. (facepalm)<br>yyy: Ïîìîãèòå Ïåòå íå çàêîí÷èòü æèçíü ñóèöèäîì :D]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Äàâíûì-äàâíî, êîãäà åù¸ íå áûëî áàòàðååê è àêêóìóëÿòîðîâ, ñàäèëîñü ñîëíöå. Åãî òîæå õâàòàëî îò ñèëû íà äåíü, íå áîëüøå.<br>]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[xxx: òîëüêî â àðìèè ïîíèìàåøü, ÷òî çóáíàÿ ùåòêà ðåàëüíî äëÿ òðóäíîäîñòóïíûõ ìåñò...]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[Ñ ôîðóìà<br><br>XXX: Çäðàâñòâóéòå, ñêàæèòå ïîæàëóéñòà, êàêîâ ñðîê ãîäíîñòè ó ñèãàðåò?<br>Êóïèë ïà÷êó ñèãàðåò è ÷óâñòâóþ, ÷òî êàêèå òî îíè õðåíîâûå, ñíà÷àëà ïîäóìàë, ÷òî ýòî ñâÿçàíî ñ òåì, ÷òî ÿ ñåé÷àñ ïûòàþñü áðîñèòü êóðèòü (ðàíüøå êóðèë ïà÷êó â äåíü, à ùàñ ïà÷êó íà íåäåëþ òÿíó) è íà÷àë îòâûêàòü, ïîòîì ãëÿíóë íà ñðîê èçãîòîâëåíèÿ, à òàì íàïèñàíî èþëü 2008ã...<br><br>YYY: Áîèòåñü íàâðåäèòü çäîðîâüþ? )))]]></description>
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<description><![CDATA[R*: íè÷î òàê ïðîãà. ðàáî÷èå ìåñòà ïîëüçîâàòåëåé íà ñõåìå ìîæíî èçîáðàçèòü î÷åíü ðàçíîîáðàçíî - åñòü êàðòèíêè îëåíÿ, êåíãóðó, îâöû, æèðàôà]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414970</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:12:42 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: ß òàêàÿ, êàêàÿ ÿ åñòü!!<br>yyy: Äà, è ãëàçà ó òåáÿ öâåòà òâîèõ ãëàç.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414969</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:11:34 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[õõõ: Äà ó ìåíÿ âîîáùå òàêîå îùóùåíèå, ÷òî âñå ïîêóïàåìûå ìíîþ ñðåäñòâà äëÿ óêðåïëåíèÿ è ðîñòà âîëîñ íå çàäåðæèâàÿñü íà ãîëîâå íà÷èíàþò äåéñòâîâàòü â îáëàñòè íèæíèõ êîíå÷íîñòåé è ïðîìåæíîñòè...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 12:11:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA["Ïî÷åìó ïðîãðàììèñòû ðàáîòàþò ïî íî÷àì" @habr<br><br>troydm: Àáñîëþòíî ñîãëàñåí ñ àâòîðîì, èìåííî ïîýòîìó ÿ ëîæóñü ñïàòü â 5 óòðà è ïðîñûïàþñü â ÷àñ äíÿ! Âñåì ñïîêîéíîé íî÷è!<br>muzhig: Ýòî ìîæíî ñåáå ïîçâîëèòü, åñëè íåò æåíû. À âîò ìîåé î÷åíü íå íðàâèòñÿ êîãäà ÿ ðàáîòàþ ïî íî÷àì. Âñå îáúÿñíåíèÿ ïðî òî ÷òî «íî÷üþ íàìíîãî ëó÷øå ðàáîòàåòñÿ» îíà íå õî÷åò âîñïðèíèìàòü âñåðü¸ç.<br>ozgg: Íó æåíó ìîæíî òîæå íàó÷èòü ïðîãðàììèðîâàòü, è ãðàôèê ñèíõðîíèçèðóåòñÿ ;)<br>Vexilurz: Êîíå÷íî. Äåëîâ-òî íà 5 ìèíóò]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 11:46:07 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Íàøåë íà ñàéòå îäíîé íàó÷íîé ëàáîðàòîðèè â ñîòðóäíèêàõ ÷åëîâåêà, êîòîðûé ëåò ýäàê 16 íàçàä óãíàë ó ìåíÿ âåëèê. Âîò äóìàþ, ìîæåò ñõîäèòü, ïîïðîñèòü ó íåãî âåëîñèïåä îáðàòíî, îí æå ãîâîðèë "äà ÿ ïðîêà÷óñü âîí äî òóäà è âåðíó!" :)))]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 11:45:06 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[vova_belkin:<br><br>Âîò ìîé ïðàäåäóøêà, íàïðèìåð, óõèòðèëñÿ ïðîêóòèòü è ïðîèãðàòü â êàðòû äî êîïåéêè âñå èìåíèå, íàñëåäñòâî è æåíèíî ïðèäàíîå àêêóðàò ê 1917 ãîäó.<br><br>È ñ òåõ ïîð ñ÷èòàëñÿ â íàøåì ñåìåéñòâå íåïðåðåêàåìûì àâòîðèòåòîì â âîïðîñàõ ðàñïîðÿæåíèÿ êàïèòàëîì.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 11:44:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[íó-íó: åñëè àòåèçì - ýòî ðåëèãèÿ, òî íå ñîáèðàòü ìàðêè - ýòî õîááè]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 11:13:11 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: äà íó íàõåð ýòó ñåññèþ. Ïîêà ó÷èë äèñêðåòíóþ ìàòåìàòèêó, çàáûë ïàðîëè îò äâóõ ïî÷òîâûõ ÿùèêîâ.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 11:12:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Îáñóæäåíèå íîâîé àíòðåñîëè â êëàäîâêå:<br><br>Íó òàì âñå êàê íàäî ñäåëàëè. Íî áàðàõëà òðàäèöèîííî áîëüøå, ÷åì ìåñòà ïîä íåãî. Ïðè÷åì âîò â ÷åì çàãàäêà áûòèÿ: âûíèìàåøü áàðàõëî èç êëàäîâêè, ïîëîâèíó âûêèäûâàåøü, îñòàâøååñÿ óáèðàåøü â êëàäîâêó, à îíî òóäà íå âëåçàåò!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 10:45:24 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Lilith: ÿ áîþñü ãîòîâèòü êàëüìàðà<br>Lightning: ïî÷åìó???<br>Lilith: ó íåãî êëþâ, è åùå íàäî ÷òî-òî ñäèðàòü êàê ÷óëîê<br>Lightning: ÷å òû áîèøüñÿ, òàì âñå ñõîäèò êëàññíî<br>Lilith: âäðóã ÿ ñäåðó êàëüìàðà, à ñúåì ÷óëîê<br>Lilith: à åùå ó íèõ òàì ÷åðíèëüíèöà âðîäå, è èêðà<br>Lightning: íó áëèí, òû ïîòðîøèëà êîãî-íèáóäü âîîáùå êîãäà-íèáóäü?<br>Lilith: ÿ ÷òî, ïîõîæà íà ñàìöà êàëüìàðà?<br>Lilith: òîëüêî êîï÷åíóþ ìîéâó<br>Lightning: à êóðèöó? íå? åå òàê ñìåøíî åùå ìîæíî íàäåâàòü íà ðóêó è èãðàòü â òåàòð<br>Lightning: øåâåëèòü êðûëûøêàìè, åñëè ÷åðåç æîïó âñòàâèòü<br>Lightning: òàê âîò, êàëüìàðà ëåã÷å ïîòðîøèòü, îí ìÿãîíüêèé òàêîé<br>Lightning: è æîïû íåò]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 10:44:36 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ìóæ: äà êàê, êàê, õåðîâî :( íå ïåðåæèâó ÿ, íàâåðíîå, èñïûòàòåëüíûé ñðîê<br>ÿ: ïî÷åìó??<br>ìóæ: äà âîò áëèí. ðåøèë ïîêàçàòü ñåáÿ â õîðîøåì ñâåòå ïåðåä øåôîì. ïîæåëàë åìó ïðèÿòíîãî àïïåòèòà. à îí øåë íå â ñòîëîâóþ à â òóàëåò.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 10:44:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Luba: ×åì çàíèìàåøüñÿ â îòïóñêå?<br>BreakDancer: Ðàçíûìè âàæíûìè äåëàìè<br>Luba: Íàïðèìåð?<br>BreakDancer: Äà âîò âñïîìíèë, ÷òî â äåòñòâå ó ìåíÿ áûë ïèñòîëåò, ñòðåëÿþùèé ïðèñîñêàìè<br>BreakDancer: è ðåøèë, ÷òî ðàç óæ ÿ âûðîñ äî 29 ëåò è ñòàë áîëüøèì<br>BreakDancer: òî è ïðèñîñêè òîæå äîëæíû áûòü áîëüøèìè!<br>BreakDancer: Ñäåëàë àðáàëåò, êîòîðûé ñòðåëÿåò âàíòóñîì]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414959</title>
<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 10:13:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Îáåùàþò, ÷òî äåòè, ðîæäåííûå â ãîä ×åðíîãî Äðàêîíà, áóäóò òâîð÷åñêèìè è àêòèâíûìè. Íî ìû-òî çíàåì, ÷òî ãëàâíîå äëÿ íèõ - èììóíèòåò ê ìàãèè!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 09:45:26 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Çâîíèò êóðüåð èç îäíîé êîíòîðû è ñïðàøèâàåò êàê äîáðàòüñÿ.<br>ß: äàëåå ìîñò ÷åðåç ðåêó, èäåòå ïî ìîñòó...<br>Ê: À ðåêà ãäå â ýòî âðåìÿ? Ñëåâà? Ñïðàâà?<br>ß: ÂÍÈÇÓ!<br>Ê: àãà, ïîíÿòíî...<br>ß: Äàëüøå ïåðåõîäèòå íà äðóãîé áåðåã, ñïóñêàåòåñü íà íàáåðåæíóþ...<br>Ê: À ÷¸, ïðÿìî äî êîíöà ìîñòà èäòè? èëè ðàíüøå ïîâåðíóòü?]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 09:44:52 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[gutta_honey@lj<br>Ëèçà ôàíàò "Çâåçäíûõ âîéí". Ó íåå åñòü ôèãóðêà Äàðòà Âåéäåðà. Íî äåâ÷îíêà åñòü äåâ÷îíêà. Îíà, êàê ñ ïóïñèêîì, ñ íèì èãðàåò. Âîò ñåãîäíÿ:<br>- Äàðòó Âåéäåðó íóæíà êâàðòèðà! ß åãî ïîñåëþ â êîðîáêå èç-ïîä àïåëüñèíîâ.<br>Âîò òàê â æåíñêèõ ðóêàõ äàæå çëîäååâ ãàëàêòè÷åñêîãî ìàñøòàáà ïîñòèãàåò ñóäüáà ÷åáóðàøêè.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 09:44:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ÕÕÕ: êòî ðàíî âñòà¸ò, òîãî êîò ðàçáóäèë :(]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 09:13:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[XXX: Áåæàòü, áåæàòü îòñþäà!<br>YYY: ×òî ó òåáÿ òàì?<br>XXX: Òîëüêî ÷òî êîììåð÷åñêèé ñ èñïîëíèòåëüíûì â êàáèíåòå îðàëè äðóã íà äðóãà: "Äà ÿ òàêèõ êàê òû â Àôãàíå ê ñòåíêå ñòàâèë" vs "À ÿ òàêèõ êàê òû íà çîíå ïåòóøèë". Ìíå ñòðàøíî.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 08:46:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Äà òû ÷òî, ýòî æå áàÿíú.<br>xxx: Êðóãîâîðîò èíòåðíåòà.  òâèòòåð ïîñòÿò çàïèñè ïÿòèëåòíåé äàâíîñòè èç ÆÆ.<br>yyy: âîò íå âèäåëà, ææ îáîøåë ìåíÿ ñòîðîíîé<br>õõõ: Òàê ÿ è ãîâîðþ, â ÆÆ ïîñòèëè øóòêè ñ ôîðóìîâ, â ôîðóìû - ñ ôèäî...<br>õõõ: è òîëüêî â ôèäî îñíîâîïîëîæíèêè ñåòåâîãî þìîðà ïåðåïå÷àòûâàëè àíåêäîòû èç ãàçåò]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 08:13:04 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Î ñåêñå:<br>xxx: îòëè÷íî! â ëàáîðàòîðíûõ òàêîãî íå áûëî,íî ÿ ÇÀ! )))<br>yyy:  ëàáîðàòîðèÿõ îïàñíî. çàöåïèë íå òó êîëáó - è âñå, ÷åì ãîðäèëñÿ âñþ æèçíü è ñ ÷åì æèë - ñ òèõèì øèïåíèåì êàïàåò íà ïîë... =(<br>xxx: Èëè âûñîêîâîëüòíàÿ óñòàíîâêà ïî êðåñòöîâîìó ñïëåòåíèþ... Ñòðóÿ ýÿêóëÿòà ïðîáèâàåò êèðïè÷íóþ ñòåíó è ðàíèò ëåêòîðà â ñîñåäíåé àóäèòîðèè!<br>xxx: Êàæåòñÿ, ÿ òîëüêî ÷òî ïðèäóìàë êëàññíîå àíèìå, äà?]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 08:11:54 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Ðåêëàìà íà ßíäåêñå èçâåñòíîé êîìïàíèè è ñëîãàí "Ïîïðîáóé ñ íàøèì âûáèðàòîðîì ïîäàðêîâ!"<br>Àãà, ÿ òîæå ïåðâûé ðàç íåïðàâèëüíî ïðî÷èòàë =)]]></description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 29 Dec 2011 08:11:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Ñåãîäíÿ âûíîñèë ìóñîð â îôèñå, à ìîÿ êîëëåãà èãðàëà â âèíäó, çàäàâàÿ âîïðîñû:<br>- Âû óâåðåíû, ÷òî õîòèòå î÷èñòèòü êîðçèíó? Ôàéëû áóäóò óäàëåíû áåçâîçâðàòíî.<br>À ïîòîì ó ìåíÿ ïîðâàëñÿ ïàêåò è âåñü ìóñîð ðàçëåòåëñÿ ïî îôèñó, íà ÷òî êîëëåãà ïå÷àëüíî çàìåòèëà:<br>- Ïðîèçîøåë ñáîé ïðè î÷èñòêå êîðçèíû, ïåðåçàãðóçèòåñü è ïîïðîáóéòå ñíîâà...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 12:46:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[[QuizMaster7] Ïîâòîðÿþ âîïðîñ: Èìåííî îíè âåøàëè ïîä øåþ êîíÿ âîë÷üþ ãîëîâó, à íà ñåäëî ïðèêðåïðÿëè ìåòëó, ÷òîáû âûíþõèâàòü èçìåíó è âûìåòàòü åå èç ãîñóäàðñòâà<br>[QuizMaster7] Ïåðâàÿ ïîäñêàçêà: Êîëè÷åñòâî áóêâ: 9<br>[EwokDoUrden] ôèãàñå!<br>[EwokDoUrden] ÍÀÐÊÎÌÀÍÛ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 12:13:18 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Äîê: Áëÿ, õîäèë ïîêóðèòü íà áàëêîí, âèæó â óãëó ÷òî-òî ìîõíàòîå ñ óãðîæàþùåé òåíüþ.  ñòîðîíó øàðàõíóëñÿ. È óæå äóìàþ, ãëþêè îò áåññîííèöû ïðóò. Íå áëèí, ÿ ïðîñòî çàáûë, ÷òî â÷åðà åëêó êóïèë.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 12:12:02 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[XXX: âñå, ôèíèø! ÿ êîíå÷íî ðàçíûõ äåáèëîâ âèäåëà. è ê ñêðåïêàì â ïðèíòåðå óæå äàæå ïî÷òè ïðèâûêëà. è ñêîò÷ íà áàðàáàíå, áëèí, ïðèêëååííûé ñ ÷åñòíûìè ãëàçàìè "íó ÿ æå åãî äàæå íå îòêðûâàëà, ÿ íå çíàþ, êàê îí òóäà ïîïàë!". íî ÷òîáû òàê! ó ìåíÿ ñåé÷àñ ïðèíòåð ÊÀËÜÊÓËßÒÎÐ çàæåâàë!!! êàëüêóëÿòîð, áëèí!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 11:44:57 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx:<br>îòäàì â äàð ïëååð<br>Explay T-7, ñëåãêà ïîäåðæàíûé (âõëàìèíó)]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 11:44:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Êóïèëè ñ ñîòðóäíèöåé â îôèñ ëèêåðà. Ïîëîâèíó âûïèëè, îñòàòêè îíà çàìàòûâàåò â ïàêåòèê è ñòàâèò â õîëîäèëüíèê.<br>ß: Ìû ÷òî, òóò åãî è îñòàâèì?<br>Ñîòðóäíèöà: Íó äà, à ÷òî íàì òåðÿòü? )<br>ß: Íó, íàïðèìåð ðàáîòó....]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414944</title>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 11:12:55 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[<Belka> Âåñüìà ñìóòèëàñü, íàéäÿ â çàïèñíîé òåëåôîííîé êíèæêå ñâîåãî áåçãðàìîòíîãî áðàòà çàïèñü "Ìàêñ -ñîñåò".]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 11:12:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[korsa: âîêðóã ìåíÿ òðè êîìïà, äâà òåëåôîíà è íàâèãàòîð<br>fintar: íóæíî ïåðåâåçòè èõ ÷åðåç ðåêó?]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414942</title>
<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 10:45:41 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Èç îáñóæäåíèÿ:<br>Êàê–òî ðàç ÿ â ñïîðå ñî ñâîåé æåíîé îáíàðóæèë êàêóþ–òî îòêðîâåííóþ äóðü â åå ñëîâàõ è ñêàçàë:<br>— Íî ýòî æå íå ëîãè÷íî!<br>— Íó è ÷òî?<br>Áëÿäü, ÍÓ È ×ÒÎ? â ýòîò ìîìåíò ó ìåíÿ âîîáùå âåñü ìèð ðóõíóë, è ÿ ïîíÿë ÷òî äëÿ íåå âîîáùå íåò ðàçíèöû, ëîãè÷íî èëè íåò òî, ÷òî îíà ãîâîðèò. ÂÎÎÁÙÅ!<br><br>Êîãäà ÿ ïåðåñêàçûâàþ ýòî ñâîèì äðóçüÿì, âñå õîõî÷óò èëè óëûáàþòñÿ. À êîãäà äåâóøêàì — îíè ïðîñòî æäóò, ÷òî ÿ äàëüøå ñêàæó, ñî âíèìàòåëüíûì ëèöîì, ïîòîìó ÷òî èñêðåííå íå çàìå÷àþò ïðîáëåìû â ýòîé ôðàçå]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 10:44:47 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: ó íàñ â ñòîëîâîé äàâíî âìåñòî ñàëôåòîê áóìàãà ïðîìûøëåííàÿ íàðåçàíà, íî ñåé÷àñ îíà åùå è ãëÿíöåâàÿ]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 10:44:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Ñåé÷àñ ñ æåíîé ïî òåëåôîíó ðàçãîâàðèâàë.<br>Îíà ãîâîðèò:<br>- Äàâàé òåáå íà Íà ðóáàøêó ïîøüåì êëåâóþ è ýòî áóäåò ìîèì ïîäàðêîì.<br>- Êàê õî÷åøü.<br>Ïðåäëàãàåò ìåðêè ïîåõàòü ñíÿòü, ÿ íà÷èíàþ äèêòîâàòü.<br>- Äëèíà 174 ñì, øèðèíà 80 ñì. Âíóòðè òêàíü áàðõàò, ñíàðóæè äåðåâî, ëó÷øå äóá, êðûøêà òîæå äóáîâàÿ ðåçíàÿ.<br>Îíà ãîâîðèò:<br>- Âñå çàïèñàëà, ñåé÷àñ èì ïîçâîíþ.<br>È òóò îíà ïðî÷èòàëà òî, ÷òî çàïèñàëà...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 10:13:07 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[õõõ: Ó íàñ ñåãîäíÿ ýêçàìåí ïî àíàòîìèè âîîáùå çà÷åòíûé âûøåë. Îäèí ïàðåíü ñðåç ãîðòàíè íàçâàë ñðåçîì øåéêè ìàòêè, äðóãîé â ðîìáîâèäíîé ÿìêå ìîçãà ïðèìåòèë, çâèíÿþñü, âóëüâó.<br>õõõ: Îáîèõ îòïðàâèëè íà ïåðåñäà÷ó ñ ôîðìóëèðîâêîé "âûëå÷èòå íåäîòðàõ è ïðèõîäèòå ñíîâà".]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 10:12:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Æåíà ïîñëå ñóòîê íà ðàáîòå ïîïðîñèëà ðàçáóäèòü åå â 20:00. Çâîíþ, îíà ïîäíèìàåò òðóáêó, íè÷åãî íå ãîâîðèò, ñëûøíî òîëüêî ìèðíîå ñîïåíèå... Âûêëþ÷èëà áóäèëüíèê, áëèí :D]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 09:45:31 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Ascha: êàê óäîáíî: åñëè ðåâåòü äâà ÷àñà ïîäðÿä - òî òóøü ñìûâàòü óæå íå íóæíî!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 09:45:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: ÿ çàéäó ùàñ?<br>yyy: ß - ãîðÿ÷àÿ øòó÷êà. È ÿ óæå âñÿ òåêó. Íî áóäü ñî ìíîé îñòîðîæåí.<br>xxx: Àíÿ?<br>yyy: Ó ìåíÿ òåìïåðàòóðà. Ñîïëè ðó÷üåì. Ðèñêóåøü çàðàçèòüñÿ.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 09:13:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Duck: Ðåøèë ïîïðàâèòü çäîðîâüå, çàïèñàëñÿ â áàññåéí.<br>Dimes: óðèíîòåðàïèÿ íå ðàáîòàåò]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 08:46:02 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Ìåíÿ ïîïðîñèëè â ìåòðî ïðîéòè ÷åðåç ðàìêó<br>yyy: êàêîãî õ?<br>xxx: Õðåí åãî çíàåò<br>yyy: òû ïîêàçàëñÿ èì ïîäîçðèòåëüíûì? )<br>xxx: Áûë êàê âñåãäà â äæèíñàõ ÷èñòûõ áîòèíêàõ êîæàíîé ñóìêå è íàãëîé ðîæåé<br>xxx: Ìåíÿ êàê ïðàâèëî îíè âîîáùå íå çàìå÷àþò<br>yyy: õû<br>yyy: òû áûë â êîæàíîé ñóìêå, ýòî íàñòîðàæèâàåò]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 08:45:02 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[misterIT: Ñàíü, ïðèâåò. ñðî÷íî íóæíà ïîìîùü, ÷åðåç ñêîëüêî ìîæåøü â îôèñ ïîäãðåñòè?<br>misterIT: Äîìåí ðóõíóë, ðåéä çàãëþ÷èëî. È âèíò ïðèõâàòè.<br>misterIT: Ñàíü!!! òû òóò?<br>xxx@qip: Òóò, ñîáèðàþñü, à ÷òî ñëó÷èëîñü òî? Íàïðÿæåíèå? Êîðîòíóëî?<br>misterIT: Äà õç<br>misterIT: Áîðîäó â÷åðà ñáðèë, ñâèäàíèå áëÿäü âèäèòå ëè!<br>xxx@qip: À ÿ ñâèòåð ïîñòèðàë. Âèäèìî íå âðàëè.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 08:12:38 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Æåíùèíû - êàê êîìïüþòåðíûå èãðû ñ ðàçíûìè óðîâíÿìè ñëîæíîñòè. Åñëè èãðàòü íà Very Easy - òî áûñòðî ïðîïàäàåò èíòåðåñ ê èãðå. À åñëè èãðàòü íà Very Hard - òî ìîæíî íàòåðåòü ìîçîëè äæîéñòèêîì.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 28 Dec 2011 08:12:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ß:<br>Æåíà ìíå òàêàÿ ãîâîðèò:<br>- ìíå íóæíà øóáà íîðêîâàÿ,<br>- ó òåáÿ æå åñòü,<br>- ó ìåíÿ èç êóñî÷êîâ, à ìíå íàäî öåëüíóþ, ó íàñ ó âñåé ãðóïïû óæå öåëüíûå, à z îäíà êàê ëîøàðà!<br>- ó âñåé - ýòî ó îäíîé Ëþäêè?<br>- íó íåò, ó äâîèõ òî÷íî åñòü!<br>- ... à ìíå íóæåí ôîòîàïïàðàò êýíîí 5ä ìàðê 2<br>- ó òåáÿ æå åñòü óæå.<br>- íó òàê ó ìåíÿ 5ä, à ÿ õî÷ó ÷òîáû áûë ìàðê 2, à òî ó âñåõ óæå â ãîðîäå ìàðêè, à ÿ îäèí êàê ëîøàðà<br>- íó òåáå-òî ïðîñòî õî÷åòñÿ, à ìíå... (âîò òóò âíèìàíèå!!!!) ÍÅÎÁÕÎÄÈÌÎ.<br><br>Êåìï:<br>õîðîøî, ÷òî òû íå ñêàçàë, ÷òî òû èì åùå è äåíüãè çàðàáàòûâàåøü, à òî îíà áû òåáå êàêóþ-íèáóäü àëüòåðíàòèâó ñ øóáîé ïðèäóìàëà]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 13:46:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[õõõ: Äðóã ìíå â÷åðà ðàññêàçàë. Îí áàðìåíîì ðàáîòàåò â çàâåäåíèè. Ïî÷òè â íî÷è ê íè íà÷àëè çàëàìûâàòüñÿ äâà ïüÿíûõ â çþçþ ÷óâàêà è îõðàíà èõ íå ïóñòèëà, òàê êàê çàâåäåíèå ïðèëè÷íîå. Ýòè äâà òèïà íå íàøëè íè÷åãî óìíåå è âûçâàëè ïîëèöèþ, òå ïðèåõàëè, èõ ñàìèõ æå çàáðàëè è óâåçëè!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 13:13:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: ÿ èì çâîíèë<br>xxx: íåò ó íèõ âðåìåíè íà ïîíåäåëüíèê<br>yyy: ïå÷àëüêà<br>xxx: ýòî óæå íå ïå÷àëüêà<br>xxx: ýòî óæå çëîñòüêà, ÿðîñòüêà è ãíåâèê]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 12:46:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Êîììåíòû ê ñòàòüå "Êàê îñâîáîäèòüñÿ èç íàðó÷íèêîâ-ñòÿæåê":<br>xxx: À âîò èíòåðåñíî, åñëè òû åäåøü â áàãàæíèêå ìàøèíû, ÷òî äåëàòü?<br>yyy: åñëè íî÷üþ è â ëåñ – òî ýòî ïðîñòî ïëîõàÿ ïðèìåòà.<br>zzz: Âî âñ¸ì íàäî èñêàòü ïîçèòèâ! ß óâåðåí, ýòî áóäåò ïîñëåäíÿÿ ïëîõàÿ ïðèìåòà â âàøåé æèçíè! :)]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 12:13:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[zzz: Íó âîò êàê îáúÿñíèòü èíîñòðàíöó, ïî÷åìó âèëêà — ëåæèò, òàðåëêà — ñòîèò, à ïòèöà — ñèäèò?<br>xxx: Âîò, êñòàòè, íîóòáóê: êîãäà çàêðûòà êðûøêà — ëåæèò, à êîãäà îòêðûòà — ñòîèò…<br>yyy: ß êàæåòñÿ íà÷èíàþ ïîíèìàòü, ëåæèò — áåç òîëêó, à ñòîèò — âî èìÿ Âåëèêîé Ñïðàâåäëèâîñòè!<br>]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 11:46:03 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Sovershenstvo: ðàñïå÷àòàëà äîêóìåíò íà 115 ñòðàíèö. çàáèðàëà èç ïðèíòåðà. îáîæãëàñü î áóìàãó :(<br>iNote: ïðèíòåð ææîò :D]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414925</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 11:45:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Èç îáñóæäåíèÿ èñïîëüçîâàíèÿ àêóñòè÷åñêîãî äàò÷èêà äëÿ âêëþ÷åíèÿ êîìïüþòåðà õëîïêîì â ëàäîøè:<br>xxx: Áûë òàêîé ñëó÷àé.<br>xxx: Ïðèÿòåëü ñäåëàë àêóñòè÷åñêèé âûêëþ÷àòåëü íà îñâåùåíèå.<br>xxx: Äîñòàâàë êíèãè ñ ïîëêè, ñòîÿ íà òàáóðåòå.<br>xxx: Óïàëà êíèãà, ñâåò ïîòóõ, îí îñòóïèëñÿ, ñëîìàë ðóêó.<br>xxx: Ñâåò çàãîðåëñÿ.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 11:13:12 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Îáñóæäàåì ñ ìóæåì Ñêàéðèì:<br>- Ìíå îäíîé êàæåòñÿ, ÷òî äðàóãè êóäàõòàþò? "Êóä-êó-äà", "Êóä-êó-äààààà"<br>- Ýòî åùå ÷òî. Â÷åðà ñêåëåò ïîäõîäèò êî ìíå è ÷åòêî òàê: "ïàñ-ïîðò".<br>- Ñóðîâûå ñêåëåòû äðåâíåñêàéðèìñêèõ ïîãðàíè÷íèêîâ. Èç âñåãî, ÷òî ëåïå÷óò, ìîæíî ðàçîáðàòü òîëüêî "ïàñïîðò" è "óõîäè" )]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414923</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 11:12:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Óñòðîèë äèâåðñèþ íà ðàáîòå - ïðèí¸ñ èðèñ "Êèñ-Êèñ" (ñîâåòñêèé, æåëåçîáåòîííûé). <br>xxx: Òåïåðü íèêòî ñî ìíîé íå ðàçãîâàðèâàåò. <br>xxx: ÂÎÎÁÙÅ ÍÈÊÒÎ ÍÈ Ñ ÊÅÌ ÍÅ ÐÀÇÃÎÂÀÐÈÂÀÅÒ! )))]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 10:45:34 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[õõõ: ß ãîòîâëþñü ê çà÷åòó, òîëüêî î÷åíü îáäóìàííî. Ñî ñòîðîíû ýòî âûãëÿäèò, áóäòî ÿ ïðèìåðÿþ êèðçà÷è]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 10:45:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Ïåðååõàëè â íîâûé îôèñ. Ñïóñòÿ òðè ìåñÿöà îáíàðóæèëè ëþê ïîä íîãàìè, à èç ùåëè ñâåò ãîðèò. Äóìàåì òåïåðü - âñêðûâàòü, èëè íå ñòîèò.<br>yyy: Âû àêêóðàòíåé òàì. À òî ïîñóòî÷íî äåæóðèòü çàñòàâÿò è öèôåðêè ââîäèòü.]]></description>
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<link>http://bash.org.ru/quote/414920</link>
<title>Öèòàòà #414920</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 10:13:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[MG: Ìàìà ìîåé ìàìû ñêàçàëà ìîåé ìàìå: òâîþ æ ìàòü çà íîãó! È óïàëà.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 09:45:45 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Seryozha:<br>ðîçîâûé óæå íå ìîäíî â ýòîì ñåçîíå<br>ñòîÿë íà îñòàíîâêå<br>ïðîåõàë ìèìî ðîçîâûé ëèìóçèí<br>îäíà ôèôà äðóãîé ñêàçàëà, ÷òî ýòî áåçâêóñèöà<br>è ýòî âîîáùå óåáèùå<br>íó è ïîòîì ùåìèëèñü ñî ìíîé â àâòîáóñ]]></description>
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<link>http://bash.org.ru/quote/414918</link>
<title>Öèòàòà #414918</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 09:44:43 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Worontzoff: Èçáèðàòåëüíûå ó÷àñòêè áóäóò îñíàùåíû êàìåðàìè, êóäà áóäóò ïîìåùàòü íàáëþäàòåëåé âî âðåìÿ ïîäñ÷åòà áþëëåòåíåé.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414917</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 09:44:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[õõõ: Ó íàñ â äâà ÷àñà íî÷è ïðèøåñòâèå Âèííè Ïóõà<br>óóó:  ñìûñëå? Ìàìà ïðèøëà?<br>õõõ: Íå, Êîëÿ ìåä â õîëîäèëüíèêå íàøåë. Õîäèò ïî êâàðòèðå, íåæíî ïðèæèìàÿ ê ñåáå áàíêó. ß ñåãîäíÿ Ïÿòà÷îê]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 09:13:02 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[(ðàçãîâîð î "Ëåáåäèíîì Îçåðå")<br>xxx: ìîæåò áûòü, òû è ñþæåò ïîìíèøü?<br>yyy: î÷åíü ñìóòíî. ß ñîâñåì ìàëåíüêàÿ áûëà, êîãäà åãî â ïîñëåäíèé ðàç ïîêàçûâàëè...]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 08:46:11 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: ïðèâåò<br>xxx: êàê ñëóæáà?<br>yyy: êàê ó ñëóæåáíîé ñîáàêè<br>yyy: öåëûé äåíü ñïàñàþ ìèð, à âå÷åðîì îáåùàëè ïîêîðìèòü]]></description>
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<link>http://bash.org.ru/quote/414914</link>
<title>Öèòàòà #414914</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 08:45:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[õõõ: íåò, ÿ ñêîðåå ïîéäó óáèâàòü, ÷åì êðàñòü<br>óóó: ñòðàííàÿ ìîðàëü, ÷òî òàê?<br>õõõ: ÿ ÷åëîâåê ÷åñòíûé, à ïîòîìó çëîé]]></description>
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<link>http://bash.org.ru/quote/414913</link>
<title>Öèòàòà #414913</title>
<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 08:12:04 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Ðå÷ü îá àóäèîíàðêîòèêàõ:<br><br>õõõ: Äà ôèãíÿ ýòî âñ¸!<br>yyy: Íó ïî÷åìó ôèãíÿ, åñòü æå çâóêè, êîòîðûå êàê-òî âîçäåéñòâóþò íà ïñèõèêó ÷åëîâåêà...<br>õõõ: Äà, íà ìåíÿ çâóê äðåëè òàê âîçäåéñòâóåò! Ñðàçó õî÷åòñÿ ïîéòè è óáèòü êîãî-íèáóäü!]]></description>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 08:11:31 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[<xxx> ãîòîâèëè îáåä, ïîëåç â õîëîäèëüíèê<br><xxx> îêàçûâàåòñÿ, â÷åðà ÿ íåâîëüíî êóïèë ïðîäóêòîâûé íàáîð "Çëûå ïòèöû": íîãè êóðèíûå, ãðóäêà èíäåéêè, ñâèíûå ýñêàëîïû]]></description>
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<link>http://bash.org.ru/quote/414911</link>
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<pubDate>Tue, 27 Dec 2011 08:11:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: ñêîëüçêî íà óëèöå, äàæå ñîáàêà ãóëÿòü íå õî÷åò<br>yyy: åé-òî ÷òî, ó íå¸ æ ïîëíûé ïðèâîä]]></description>
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<link>http://bash.org.ru/quote/414910</link>
<title>Öèòàòà #414910</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 13:12:49 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Ìàìà, êóïèâøàÿ ñâîåìó ðåáåíêó ÷åõîë ê ìîáèëüíîìó òåëåôîíó, ïðèíåñëà åãî â ìàãàçèí, ÷òîáû âåðíóòü ïðîäàâöó.<br><br>Ï: Íà ÷òî æàëóåòåñü?<br>Ì: Ðåáåíîê îòêàçûâàåòñÿ ïîëüçîâàòüñÿ ÷åõëîì.<br>Ï: Ïî÷åìó? ×òî íå óñòðàèâàåò?<br>Ì: Ìû çàêàçûâàëè ÷åõîë ñ ÷åëîâåêîì-ïàóêîì. Íà ÷åõëå íàäïèñü SPIDER-MAN. Òàê âîò, êîãäà çàñòåãèâàåì ìîëíèþ, ñòàíîâèòñÿ íå âèäíî áóêâó S.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414909</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 13:11:56 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Äàé ôëîìàñòåð, ïàëåö ïîêðàñèòü!<br>yyy: Çà÷åì?<br>xxx: Èäó â ãîñòè, à ó ìåíÿ íîñîê äûðÿâûé!]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414908</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 13:11:02 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[*  ÷àò âõîäèò Âàçåëèí.<br>Âàçåëèí: ñòóäåíòû, ÿ ïðèøåë<br>Âàçåëèí: êîìó ñêîëüêî?<br>Âàçåëèí: ïîðà áû óæå çàêàçûâàòü]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 12:46:14 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[õõõ: ãóëÿëè ñ ðåáåíêîì â ïàðêå, êîðìèëè óòî÷åê<br>õõõ: ñíà÷àëà èõ áûëî íåñêîëüêî øòóê, ïîòîì ïîäïëûëè åùå, íåêîòîðûå ïèêèðîâàëè ñ âîçäóõà)))<br>õõõ: ïðèëè÷íîå êîëè÷åñòâî ñîáðàëîñü, â îáùåì, íåêîòîðûå âûëåçëè íà áåðåã è ïîäîøëè ê íàì ïî÷òè âïëîòíóþ<br>õõõ: â êàêîé-òî ìîìåíò ìíå ñòàëî ñòðåìíî, ÷òî áóëêà êîí÷àåòñÿ]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414906</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 12:45:14 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: "Åñëè âû ÷èòàëè ðîìàí Æþëÿ Âåðíà èëè õîòÿ áû ñìîòðåëè ôèëüì ñ îäíîèì¸ííûì íàçâàíèåì, òî áóäåòå íå òî ÷òîáû ðàçî÷àðîâàííû, âû, ìÿãêî ãîâîðÿ, áóäåòå øîêèðîâàíû óâèäåííûì, íà÷èíàÿ ñ ïåðâûõ ñåêóíä ôèëüìà"<br><br>xxx: êòî áû áëÿòü ìîã ïîäóìàòü, ÷òî èìåííî òàê íà÷èíàåòñÿ ðåöåíçèÿ ê ôèëüìó Ìóøêåò¸ðû...]]></description>
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<link>http://bash.org.ru/quote/414905</link>
<title>Öèòàòà #414905</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 12:44:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: à âåäóùèé ïðîãðàììèñò - ýòî òàêîé ïðîãðàììèñò, êîòîðûé ìîæåò ðåøèòü ëþáóþ ïîñòàâëåííóþ çàäà÷ó åãî ïðîôèëÿ ñàìîñòîÿòåëüíî<br>yyy: íî íå õî÷åò )]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 12:13:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Ïîãîäèòå, íà àíäðîèäå ïðîõîäèò àâòîðèçàöèÿ ïî ðàñïîçíàâàíèþ ëèöà? Òî åñòü, åñëè ìíå íàáüþò ìîðäó, ÿ íå ñìîãó â ñêîðóþ ïîçâîíèòü?<br>yyy: Áîþñü, ÷òî íàáèòèå ìîðäû è îòú¸ì ñìàðòôîíà - ñîáûòèÿ ñèëüíî ñêîððåëèðîâàííûå, òàê ÷òî Âàøà ïðîáëåìà íåñêîëüêî íàäóìàííà. :)]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 11:46:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[leon:<br>Ñåãîäíÿ îòâîæó ðåáåíêà â øêîëó, à òàì ñòåíä íîâûé ïîâåñèëè ñ ôîòîãðàôèÿìè ó÷èòåëåé. Îçàãëàâëåíî ãîðäî "Ñåðäöå íàøåé øêîëû!". Ðÿäîì ñ ôîòîãðàôèåé òðóäîâèêà â áåðåòå, ìàðêåðîì ñòðåëî÷êà è íàäïèñü "ýòî ïå÷åíü".]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414902</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 11:13:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: áåçðàáîòíûé ñòóäåíò âñåì ñâîèì âèäîì äîêàçûâàåò íàì, ÷òî ìèíèìàëüíîãî ðàçìåðà îïëàòû òðóäà íå ñóùåñòâóåò.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414901</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 10:46:12 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Psihodel: ñåãîäíÿ ñ óòðà ïðèøëà ñìñ "Ìàì êèíü óòðîì íà ìòñ õõõ-õõ-õõ-õõ 950ð. Ìíå íå çâîíè. Ïîçæå îáúÿñíþ." ×åðåç ÷àñ ìíå æåíà ñîîáùàåò, ÷òî îíà áåðåìåííà. Òåïåðü ÿ ïîíÿë, ïî÷åìó íå íàäî çâîíèòü. Âîò ëåò ÷åðåç 5 óçíàþ, çà÷åì åìó íàäî áûëî 950ð.]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 10:45:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Çàâòðà âñòðå÷à îäíîãðóïïíèêîâ. â 16:00 â Ïàáå íà Òàãàíêå. Íó ÷åãî, òû áóäåøü ?<br>yyy: Âîäêó<br>yyy: Äóìàþ ÿ îòâåòèë ñðàçó íà äâà âîïðîñà]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414899</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 10:12:34 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Íàñòîÿùèé ðàäèîëþáèòåëü, îòêðûâ ñïè÷å÷íûé êîðîáîê è îáíàðóæèâ òàì ñïè÷êè, ñìîòðèò íà íèõ Ñ ÓÄÈÂËÅÍÈÅÌ]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414898</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 10:12:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Åñëè â âàøåé æèçíè ïîñòîÿííî ïðîèñõîäèò êàêàÿ-òî õåðíÿ, òî ñòîèò çàäóìàòüñÿ, à íå âû ëè òà ñàìàÿ õåðíÿ.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414897</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 09:46:15 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[õõõ: ïëîõàÿ ýòî èäåÿ, ñ äåòñêèìè äîìàøíèìè ïðàçäíèêàìè.<br>óóó: äà ïî÷åìó? ó ìåíÿ çíàêîìûå ýòèì êàæäûå ïðàçäíèêè çàíèìàþòñÿ. âïîëíå íåïëîõî äëÿ ïîäðàáîòêè, âåñåëî + ñðàçó äåíüãè â êàðìàíå.<br>õõõ: ïàðó ëåò íàçàä ìû ñ ïîäðóãîé òîæå ðàçäîáûëè íîâîãîäíèõ êîñòþìîâ, íàïèñàëè âåñåëûé ñöåíàðèé è ðàçâåñëèëè îáúÿâëåíèÿ: "Âîëøåáíîå íîâîãîäíåå ïðèêëþ÷åíèå îò ñåñòðè÷åê-Ñíåãóðî÷åê â âàøåì äîìå".<br>õõõ: àõ âû ìîè íåèñïîð÷åííûå!<br>óóó: àãà, âñå ïðàâèëüíî ïîíÿë.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414896</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 09:45:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[CKuB: ÇÀß, áëÿ! Ïåðåëîæèòü âñå ãîâíî íà ìîþ ïîëêó - ýòî íå òî, ÷òî ÿ èìåë â âèäó, ïðîñÿ íàâåñòè ïîðÿäîê ó ñåáÿ íà ïîëêå!]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414895</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 09:12:45 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[xxx: Àäìèíñêàÿ ïðèìåòà.<br>xxx: Åñëè 12-ëåòíèé ñûí íà÷àëüíèêà èäåò â ñåðâåðíóþ - ê áîëüøîé áåäå.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414894</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 09:11:52 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Vegyja: ðîìàíòèêà - ÷åì åå ìåíüøå, òåì ëó÷øå. åñëè ïàðåíü òîëüêî è äåëàåò, ÷òî ñòðàäàåò òàêîé ôèãíåé... âîïðîñ âîçíèêàåò: à ìóæ÷èíà ëè îí?<br>Telecantrelem: À åñëè ïðåäëîæèòü äåâóøêå áóòåðáðîä ñ êîëáàñîé - ýòî ðîìàíòèêà?<br>1143r: Telecantrelem, â îïðåäåëåííûõ îáñòîÿòåëüñòâàõ ýòî î÷åíü äàæå ðîìàíòè÷íî. Íàïðèìåð, Îíà âûïèëà ñòàêàí ñàìîãîíó, à çàêóñèòü íå÷åì. À òóò òû ñ áóòåðîì. Îïà! Íà, åøü!]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414893</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 09:11:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Èç îáúÿñíèòåëüíîé çàïèñêè:<br><br>12.12 íà ñêëàäå ¹4 áûë ðàçãðóæåí ëàìèíàò "..." ñ áîëüøèì êîëè÷åñòâîì áðàêà. Ïà÷êè áûëè îòñîðòèðîâàíû ìíîé è ïîäïèñàíû, õîðîøèå ïà÷êè "Õ", à ïëîõèå ïà÷êè "Ï". Ïðè âîçâðàòå òîâàðà ïîñòàâùèêó, íà÷àëüíèê ñêëàäà îøèáî÷íî ïîñ÷èòàë, ÷òî "Õ" îçíà÷àåò "õó¸âûå", à "Ï" îçíà÷àåò "ïèçäàòûå", ÷òî â êîðíå ìåíÿëî ñèòóàöèþ. Ãðóç÷èêè åãî ïîääåðæàëè è íà âîçâðàò áûë îòãðóæåí êà÷åñòâåííûé òîâàð. Âèíîâíûì â äàííîì èíöèäåíòå ñåáÿ íå ïðèçíàþ, óñëóãè òðàíñïîðòíîé êîìïàíèè îïëà÷èâàòü îòêàçûâàþñü.]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414892</title>
<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 08:46:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[Ëåíà: ÷òî äåëàòü, åñëè êîò ñïèò, ÿ îäíà äîìà, à íà êóõíå ãðîõîò?<br>Îëåã: êèíü òóäà êîòà)]]></description>
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<pubDate>Mon, 26 Dec 2011 08:13:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[îí: Ðàññêàæè ìíå ñêàçêó<br>îíà: Æèëà-áûëà íåêàÿ ôóíêöèÿ ýô îò èêñ, è áûëà îíà äèôôåðåíöèðóåìà íà âñåé ýïñèëîí-îêðåñòíîñòè íåêîé òî÷êè èêñ íóëåâîå<br>îíà: Ó ìåíÿ ÷èñëåííûå ìåòîäû )<br>îíà: Èçâèíè )]]></description>
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<title>Öèòàòà #414890</title>
<pubDate>Sun, 25 Dec 2011 09:13:01 +0400</pubDate>
<description><![CDATA[ñìñ èç î÷åðåäè ê âðà÷ó<br><br>õõõ: Ìàìà, çà ÷àñ ïðèíÿëè òîëüêî äâóõ áîëüíûõ è îíè äî ñèõ ïîð òàì. ïåðåäî ìíîé 12 çëûõ è îïàñíûõ áàáóøåê, êîòîðûå óæå óñïåëè çàêàòèòü äâà ñêàíäàëà ñ ïðèìåíåíèåì äâåðè è ãðóáîé ôèçè÷åñêîé ñèëû òåì, êòî ïûòàëñÿ ïðîéòè áåç î÷åðåäè. Ïîä÷¸ðêèâàþ: ÏÛÒÀËÑß! Ìíå åñòü ñìûñë ñèäåòü äàëüøå?]]></description>
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